Dear                                 Network,

My name is Jerome Healy and I am a designer with a background in graphic, interaction, and industrial design. My work portfolio is creatively varied and includes: prosthetic limbs, infographic posters, a patent pending respiratory mask and commercial videos. While formal design in its various forms has been the majority of my portfolio work the last few years, it is not my only form of creative expression. If you ask most of my friends and family, my other forms of creative expression are merely fluff, and I would be better served filling my time with more important matters than photo-shopping friends and foes alike. I would honestly be inclined to heed their advice if not for GLORIOUS organizations like the Cheezburger Network. Unfortunately most design schools don’t offer courses on creating portfolios centered around captions over cat pictures.  That said all I can do is offer the following evidence of my shenanigans and hope for the best.

I hope my efforts in documenting the absurd over the years does not go unnoticed by your hiring personnel. Thank you in advance for your time and I hope to hear from you soon.

Most sincerely,

Jerome Healy